on June 22, 2012 @ 5:00am EST5EDT
Tags: white jeans
, protein shake
Do you think I got this sexy by jerking off all day? NO. I need to throw some weight lifting in there while I am it, otherwise my love handles will explode. And for cardio... I simply do my wanking while standing up :P You won't see this workout on TV, but I guarantee you that it works! Shit, you can't argue with my results!!!