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Meat Orgy

65.5
Official Score

Welcome to Meat Orgy, where the guys love to get together and have hot, hard and heavy group sex.

Main Category: Group Sex
Sub Categories: Hardcore Sex
Site type: Network
Launched: Dec, 2010
Reviewed: Mar 11, 2011

The Manhub Review of Meat Orgy

First Impression

There's something about the phrase "meat orgy" that makes me think of...beef.  Pork.  Poultry.  I just imagine slabs of meat sliding around slippery and wet, making slapping flesh noises, all pink and red and raw.  And, in a way, that's what you'll find at MeatOrgy.com.  And really, isn't that what they're going for?  To invoke a complete carnal mental picture, with bodies slipping and sliding all over the place, making noises that are completely guttural; natural and unnatural all at the same time.  Guys that are pink and red and brown just going for it.  It's a perfect example of a company naming something in such a way that it evokes the exact mental picture they want.

Navigation

Navigating to the guests' home page, I'm a little thrown.  I expected something a little more minimalist, perhaps something in white and pink so that all the focus is on the piles of guys.  Instead, it seems like the site designer just kind of threw an entire artist's palette, HTML-style, at the website.  Luckily, the focus is definitely on all of the depraved acts of the models,, but still.  Let's streamline this a little bit.  Logging in, the theme of the guest page remains in the header; luckily, it's toned down a bit.  However, I still don't get in what way it represents a meat orgy.  The design and colors give make me feel like I'm looking at a globe, and it's just...off.  Additionally, the layout is blocky and cumbersome.  As a result the navigation, while simple, is a little confusing.  Luckily, when in doubt, just go for the task bar on the left side of the page.  If I'm being honest though, it looks like the layout was designed by a first year computer science student.

Content

There's a nice little feature where videos and photo sets can be organized in a couple of different ways.  Users can organize them A to Z, if you know the title of the video or photo set.  There's also the option to organize by date added as well as by rating.  I've always said that the best way to organize videos is by rating, a user-given feature. People who create porn might now what people like, but the people who watch porn actually know what they like and I trust their opinion.  When it comes to watching the content, the videos can be streamed online, or downloaded to play on Windows Media Player, Quicktime or a Flash-driven player.  Photo delivery is much more basic; they can be downloaded one by one, or viewed online in a slideshow format.

Guys And Sex

Curiously, there are only four videos at Meat Orgy.  That's not a typo.  I mean four.  Quatro.  Vier.  However you say "four" in French.  Just four videos.  And there are only four photo sets as well, with original photo content from those four videos.  This is unfortunate, because the material borders on being really hot.  Of the site expands on it's content, it would do well to also expand on its model selection.  While the guys are pretty hot (and a couple of them are hung like whoa, to the point where my own anus clenched up out of pure bottom solidarity), they do have the tendency to look bored on occasion.  Also, sex on the beach sounds like it might be sexy but when I watched that video, all I could think about was sand.  Sand in bad places.  As I mentioned, there really isn't any original photo content either.  Just shots from the videos.

Value

The bonus content is pretty minimal as well.  Access to Meat Orgy also gives users access to the other websites within this network, including Bang It Black, Jack Boyz and BareBack Twink, among others.  Users can also access some Video On Demand, which does allow for free 15 minutes.  There's also a link to watch live guys.  Interestingly, there's a link to Sparta Blog, which hasn't been updated since October 2008.

Bottom Line

Hopefully, Meat Orgy is in the midst of a site rehaul, because it has the potential to be something amazing.  Right now there are a couple of fappable moments--which, with four videos, is a 50% success rate, better than a lot of paysites.  Go ahead and check it out, and hope that there are more videos on the way.

Site Details for Meat Orgy

Update frequency: No Recent Updates
Exclusivity: 100%
Number of videos: 4 (avg. 30 minutes)
Maximum Video Resolution: 1280x720
Videos have watermarks
Download limit: None
Video DRM: None
Video Formats: WM / QT / Flash / HD
Video Type: Downloadable / Streaming
Number of galleries: 4 (avg. pics per gallery)
Pictures do not have watermarks
Only one picture size
Has slideshows
No zip files